The only thing that pisses you off more than watching a plotless movie is spending 140 bucks to watch one.
*spoiler on*
A technologically forward race which has lost touch with “nature” invades the lands of a “peace loving, one-with-nature” race and what follows is the incredulous story of how sticks and stones defeat a plasma-firing, gross looking, frikkin dragon like gun.
*spoiler off*
How original, Mr.Cameron.
What? You dint get an India-centric theme to sell your movie? Enough with the guilt trip already. You Whites are over doing it by pseudo-appeasing us poor, wronged races.
Anyway, back to other news. Shahid Afridi is feeling humiliated that no Pakistani was picked by the IPL franchisees. Dear Mr.Afridi, if you weren’t humiliated by your scores in the first ten years of your career, then there is little else that could humiliate you. You, Sir, are just bugged up about the fact that you haven’t got richer by a few million dollars.
The HRD ministry of India seems to love being in the news for all the wrong reasons. First, it sits sipping tea while normal colleges become “deemed” universities. Then it finishes the tea and throws the cup (saucer, et all) at these “deemed” universities. But our students aren’t far behind either. They go on a rampage inside the very campus they would have to graduate from. Real great thinking Einsteins. You are costing your college more by your burning and breaking. Dont expect them to maintain the same level of fees the next year. Morons.
Kraft Foods has bought Cadbury for $19B. Given that they share a common fetish with Ms.Ekta Kapoor, Kadbury Eklairs will hit the markets soon.
Scientists in Israel have found a new way of catching liars – by analysing their handwriting. One may tend to think India can use this effectively to curb the corruption in the Political space. What one forgets is that most politicians are illiterate.
A new study at the Cambridge University has come up with the theory that jogging helps in improving memory. It has now become a defacto standard for all students at the University to study for their exams while running around their dorm rooms. It especially becomes messy when they run in opposite directions.
January 22, 2010 at 4:50 pm |
There, ranting done! Feel better? :D
Is it just me or do you often misreads “deemed” university as “damed” (damned) university?
February 6, 2010 at 9:03 am |
avatar was such a big let down :(